One Night of Lawlessness: Execution

Luckily for us, as our very last plan (or so we thought) failed, we were presented with one more chance to get into the building... (if this quote is unfamiliar to you, this post would make more sense if you went here and read this first)

Kindergarten Graduation. We have all done it. The small production followed by a little ceremony where you wear a mini cap-n-gown and they hand you a piece of rolled up copy paper. This seemingly unimportant event was exactly what we needed to pull off our prank of the century. Not only would attending such an event gain us access to the building, but it would also look very good on us to show up and "support" the graduating twirlers. (I'm not sure if anybody else in the world uses the word "twirlers" to refer to young children, but I think I heard my cousin use it one time and it has stuck ever since)

I consider this proof that the diploma is actually copy paper.

One Night of Lawlessness: Planning

Senior Year. If you know anything about me at all, then you probably know that senior year in high school was the worst year of my life. (thus far) I have elected to write three posts, however, that record the happenings of one good night senior year. One Night of Lawlessness.

This night actually started my sophomore year in high school. I know that sentence makes about as much sense as somebody saying that Britney Spears can't sing but we will leave it because I am about to explain. Patience my young grasshopper. So my sophomore year in high school was Sister's senior year. Sister's class was the very first class at our high school to pull a senior prank. And it was a good one. What they did was fill the halls in our high school with cups full of water. So they were lined wall to wall with water-filled cups down the entire hall. If one desired to walk through the hall they would have to individually move and dump each cup. Did I mention the cups also blocked the path to the bathrooms?

You clever, clever people...

April Fool's!

So April Fool's Day was a couple weeks ago, so because I just kinda feel like it, I will tell you the pretty much best joke ever that I played on Mother. It all started as I was chilling with some friends and one of them played a terrible "joke" on me.

Friend: Hey, you uh, you got something on your uh, shirt. *points to my shirt*

Me: *looks down*

Friend: April Fool's!!!!

Friend was extremely pleased with his high level of trickery so I let him revel in his glory for a moment or two. While allowing him some excitement, I started to put some thoughts together for the first time. Friend said "April Fool's" and played a "joke" on me...  I felt like this should mean something but it took me a moment or two to figure it out. I looked at my cellular to see what day it was - April 1st. That's it!! It was April Fool's Day! I couldn't believe that I had forgotten such an epic holiday! I was ashamed of myself. In order to make it up to whoever invented April Fool's Day, I had to come up with the best prank/joke ever!