Poop On Some Leaves (Part2)

And now, the continuation of Poop On Some Leaves. (if you have not yet read Poop On Some Leaves (Part1) then click the link!) 

This lady [Florist2] was much easier at understanding what KD wanted. She even had zebra print ribbon. It was like a divine intervention. We were set. After I paid seventy dollars, our order was placed. Now I put this out of my mind until the day of prom. (Another post I will have to write later about this prom deals with my tux. It caused us some great difficulty)

Poop On Some Leaves (Part1)

Judging by the title of this post, I can see how one might assume this is a camping or outdoors story. Knowing me, I can see how one would think it is a story about how I was extremely uncomfortable while camping one week, and I nearly died. The climax of such story probably having something to do with excrement and not being able to use a real bathroom. If you guessed this story, then you are close, however totally wrong.

April Fool's!

So April Fool's Day was a couple weeks ago, so because I just kinda feel like it, I will tell you the pretty much best joke ever that I played on Mother. It all started as I was chilling with some friends and one of them played a terrible "joke" on me.

Friend: Hey, you uh, you got something on your uh, shirt. *points to my shirt*

Me: *looks down*

Friend: April Fool's!!!!

Friend was extremely pleased with his high level of trickery so I let him revel in his glory for a moment or two. While allowing him some excitement, I started to put some thoughts together for the first time. Friend said "April Fool's" and played a "joke" on me...  I felt like this should mean something but it took me a moment or two to figure it out. I looked at my cellular to see what day it was - April 1st. That's it!! It was April Fool's Day! I couldn't believe that I had forgotten such an epic holiday! I was ashamed of myself. In order to make it up to whoever invented April Fool's Day, I had to come up with the best prank/joke ever!

How I Almost Scared the New Girl Away By Dying

At the beginning of my senior year in high school, we got a new student that we will call KD. KD was a very sweet and attractive girl from the very first time I met her. Some could say that we became great friends right from the start. Others could say that she tried to kill me....

One of the reasons that KD became such an awesome friend is that I learned she purposefully carried around a HUGE purse for the use of smuggling food. It was not uncommon for us to be sitting in first period and her pass back a pop tart for breakfast, or a candy bar as a snack during third period, on occasion even a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during seventh to tie me over until supper. I definitely had struck gold by making KD a friend.

(left to right) Shorts, KD, Fish, and I at a bonfire together..
Doesn't KD look like a killer? So does Fish, but I don't think she is...